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I was born on Father’s Day, which I believe was a cosmic signal from the universe to become the ultimate creator of the Dad joke. Just as Spiderman’s uncle famously said, “With great power comes great responsibility.” Well, I embrace that responsibility with enthusiasm. I take the Dad joke very seriously.
So here are some Dad jokes:
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
Happy Father’s Day to all the joke-telling dads out there!
